My bear survival tactic is a catch 22 but it would almost always end with good results.
Step one: There must be 2 people ( no more no less, this is counting you.)
Step two: Once you see the dangerous violent meat hungry huge bear you have to push the other person down so they fall on the ground. You will start running away.
One of two things will happen at this point -
The bear will chase after you and you might be mauled to death.
or
The bear will eat your companion
If the bear eats you, you will be a hero and the other person will think that you saved them. If they die you will still be alive. It's a win win situation! (unless you have a moral conscience or they survive.)
I won't get into the "they survive" scenario that would just be a mess......
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