Vikings + Metal = Joyous Music,
Lets delve into History!
Vikings by definition were total bad asses that killed shit and had cool boats. They were fierce warriors and the most bad ass warriors had full suits of armor. If you weren't a bad ass warrior you only carried a spear. Bows were not considered honorable, They liked killing people up close.
If you are killed being a bad ass you go to Valhalla. Valhalla is like heaven but much cooler. They resurrect you to fight in the final battle against evil. Ragnarok is a suicide mission and the whole earth is born anew. That may or may not sound awesome (it could be worse.)
Fun fact - Mead is a viking drink.....go buy some!
Metal is a form of music. Its generally fast, technical, and angry.
Lets put these two things together!
wait for it......AWESOME!
Vikings would have taken over If they had the power of metal. It would make them berserkers and they would have destroyed the world.
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